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BOX O' MYSTERY

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BOX O' MYSTERY

5.00

We’re told you fancy yourself a real adventurer. Well then brave soul, it’s time to prove your potency. You may have climbed your way up a few mountains, maybe you did some warrior stuff in the mud, maybe you defeated the Dark Lord himself with a single diamond tipped bullet through his black heart. Compared to this, those adventures look like an afternoon nap. This is the mystery vessel. Do you dare spend $5 on uncertainty? Do you tempt the fates and buy a box wherein you have no idea what lay inside? Maybe it’s full of Junk Broker goods but maybe it contains a HUMAN HEAD. Only one way to find out.

We promise there’s at least $5 worth of value, but we can’t promise you’ll like it.

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