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DE$IGN DAD HAT

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DE$IGN DAD HAT

19.99

AN EXHAUSTIVE HISTORY OF DADS, YEAR ZERO TO PRESENT DAY:

First, we had the dad bod. We all rejoiced and gorged ourselves so as to become soft and girthy with an impressive paunch. Then, it was dad strength, whereupon every one of us turned our baseball caps backwards to arm wrestle. One by one, we all became shockingly strong without ever looking anything but vaguely thick. It wouldn’t be until years later when we were gifted the dad joke. And as such we all remarked that we had ‘roid rage…hemorrhoid rage. And now, profusely thank all of your fathers—for now we have the dad hat. Squashed and squat, it sits sadly upon your bald dad dome. So depressing, yet so on trend.

 

Be cool. Get one. Be like dad.

 

Emblazoned with crass commercial art anthem: DE$IGN. Available in faded dad jean blue or faded backyard BBQ charcoal. One size fits all heads thanks to the ultra-luxe brass/leather adjustor strap. Free F with every purchase.

 

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